Can’t afford the trip down to Florida to swim with the dolphins? Swim with these dolphin-esque bananas instead.
try n close those containers
You cannot close the containers because then the dolphins couldn’t breathe, idiot
(Source: Laughing Squid, via green-satan)
(Source: n-a-blue-box, via philosophizewithhim)
King of the jungle
ok how can you not reblog this
(Source: catleecious, via dr-leospaceman)
Meanwhile in Toronto
As a Canadian who lives near Toronto, I can confirm this and many other things like it.
"Brother, why have you forsaken me?"
(Source: bodor-ur, via dr-leospaceman)
i showed this to my sister and she slapped me
(Source: noverachiever, via dr-leospaceman)
Girl’s are amazing
I think we broke the notes…
i feel like i’m reblogging history. “the post that broke the notes”
THERE ARE NO FUCKING NOTES
WE HAVE REACHED INFINITY
what the heLL
This is my ruler and notepad tattoo. I believe that tattoos can be used for functionality as well as memory. I’m a designer, so I use the ruler for buttons, zippers, and trim widths. Usually the notepad has an address or to-do list on it. :)
You know what, this is actually fucking genius.
(Source: fuckyeahtattoos, via twatinthebox)